Total Medals Earned: 411 (From 41 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,740 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (120/120 points)
Beat the game.
Read all the signs.
Get all the coins.
Kill all the enemies.
Don't take damage.
Medals Earned: 8/13 (165/490 points)
Collect 1 concept art.
Watch the introduction cinematic.
Defeat 5 enemies.
Collect 1 sound track.
Complete half of the game.
Defeat 30 enemies.
Collect all sound tracks.
Defeat 80 enemies.
Collect all concept art.
Watch all cinematics.
Complete the game.
Collect all Red Orbs.
Complete the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (25/85 points)
Pick up some fuel
Pick up a battery
Be possessed by the warped little girl
Pick up your Keys
Be possessed by the warped little boy
Find a Map
Beat the game and unlock 'Slender Mode'
Medals Earned: 5/14 (25/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 2/5 (200/500 points)
Complete the main game.
Buy all of the upgrades.
Have more than 20 arrows on screen at once.
Kill the final boss in under 20 seconds.
Kill each type of Dinosaur at least once.
Medals Earned: 5/8 (75/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
What are you staring at?
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete Wave 1.
Medals Earned: 18/20 (390/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Blow up a jeep
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/50 points)
Click on any donate button.
Beat the game on the first difficulty setting.
Beat the game with a score of under 500.
Beat the game on the second difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the last difficulty setting.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (150/150 points)
Simply beat Normal Mode to complete!
Earn 225,000 points in Survival Mode.
